dflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

scraggay:

boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys

bestlols:

people who stretch their desktop background

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

• HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
• GO FAST
• NEVER USE BRAKES